Hello Bilby Family,
I think I broke my toe this morning. I was getting dressed and I snagged the teeniest toe on my left foot against the bed post. I heard a distinct crack and had to sit down cause OWWW!! Right after I fell very dramatically to the floor (I'm an attention whore even when I'm alone) the dog comes over and steps on my foot. She hates me.
Anyway I decided it wasn't broken cause . . . I don't really want it to be. So I smashed it into a sneaker after trying on several pairs of heels and deciding with pained little moans that maybe they weren't the best choice. I figured (since I don't really want it to be broken) that it would stop hurting soon enough, provided I didn't favor it like a little baby. Here's the thing though, I cannot stop favoring it, cause it really hurts. So I've been limping around the office like a tard. I have been trying not to make owie noises when I accidentally bend my foot, but there's nothing I can do about the little moue of discomfort clinging to my face. It's cool though my coworkers all already think I'm weird.
Good Day Bilby Family
4 comments:
Sounds broken. So you did what you were supposed to - stuffed it in a firm shoe and sucked it up and kept going. I'm trying to think of something funny or snarky to say about it, but I can't, so hope you feel better.
HAHAHAHAha hah ha . . . oh wait. shit.
Damn that's a big foot.
God, you are such a baby!!! Did you cry about it? I bet you did. I bet while you were falling "dramatically to the floor," you conveniently left out the tiny little detail about how your face scrunched up in pain, while huge tears streamed down your cheeks, snot dripped out of your nose, and your face got all swollen and turned a nasty beat red.
P.S. I think your dog is the devil. She intentionally hurts people in that adorably overbearing way she has, acting submissive the entire time. Let's not forget that she left huge scratch marks down my leg this past Sunday afternoon, which turned into huge purple bruises by Sunday evening. I made sure to show them to everyone I came across, later that day - Nick - and exact sympathy for the torture I go through everytime I go to visit you. Thppt!!
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