I love my cats and all, but they're really quite dumb. They haven't yet learned that you are supposed to read books, not sit on them! One day, they'll get it right; then I will have the smartest kitten cats in all the world. They'll say cute things like:
"What are we doing today Brain"?
"The same thing we do everyday Pinkey. TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
Assuming, of course, that Sebastian will become the smartest and in some lame attempt to prove it, change his name to Brain.
They haven't quite learned how to yet, but both my cats say HI!
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