Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Innovation in Education

Now, this is pretty damned innovative.
...five school days a month, Adams skips the uniform and dons business attire. On those days, after a morning assembly, she bypasses the classrooms and hops instead into a van bound for Essex County College. There Adams works in the human resources department from 9:30 a.m. to 5:15 p.m. or so, scheduling résumé appointments, doing clerical work, and generally keeping the place functioning. Far from being a distraction, this opportunity to work while going to school is what drew Adams to Christ the King in the first place. “I thought it would be a good school for me to learn about business,” she says. “I would like to be an entrepreneur.”

Few teenagers are so concretely focused on their future careers. But Adams’ attitude is not unusual for the 89 freshmen at Christ the King Prep, part of a recently formed national network of Catholic schools that combine school and work. In the process, these “Cristo Rey” (Spanish for “Christ the King”) schools have stumbled on a new business model for private urban education—one that asks students like Adams to largely pay their own way.

At the 19 schools in the network (three new ones are opening this fall in Brooklyn, Detroit, and the west side of Chicago), four-student teams share entry-level clerical jobs at area employers. In exchange, these companies pay the schools $20,000 to $30,000 for each team. The subsidy of $5,000 to $7,500 per student keeps tuition low enough (usually around $2,500) that a prep school education becomes feasible for poor families.

As the article points out, this isn't a fixit for all poor urban families; the schools will not take students who are discipline problems, and will ask students to leave if they are not holding up their end of the work bargain. So the resulting group of students attending Christo Rey schools are motivated and willing to work hard for their education - but they're also poor, come from bad neighborhoods, and have no experience dealing with people in a professional environment. The schools give them a prep-school education, professional work experience and contacts they can use on their resumes, and have a college-acceptance rate far higher than public schools. By asking these students to work for their education, they're getting a far better idea of the value of it.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Book MeMe: Celeste

The premise of this exercise is that someone has claimed that the National Endowment for the Arts apparently believes that the average American has only read 6 books from the list below.

1 Pride and Prejudice- Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible - (editors note: lol. What, they consider this anonymous?
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - tried to read it, but something more compelling was sitting on my desk.
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare - actually, just Romeo & Juliet, MacBeth, Hamlet, all of his histories (thanks to my drama teacher), As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Tempest... um, okay, most of them really...
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables- LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert - tried to read it, bored the shit out of me.
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - I've read some of them, but not the whole thing.
90 The Faraway Tree Collection
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down- Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare - why does this show up twice?
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Eh.... 40% ain't bad. Especially for what I'd call a rather arbitrary list. I mean seriously, there's like NO sci-fi. What about "War of the Worlds", "The Time Machine", "Stranger in a Strange Land", "I, Robot", "The Mote In Gods Eye"... I could go on and on, but you get what I mean. I fail to see how Adams made it to the list (much as I enjoy his work), but Niven, Heinlein and Asimov were snubbed. And not a single Mark Twain, and no Oscar Wilde?

Now I have to sit down and put together a top 100 list of books I've read and think everyone else should give a shot as well. I have a feeling it'll be substantially different....

Book MeMe

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.

2) Italicize those you intend to read.

3) Underline (or mark in a different color) the books you LOVE

4) Reprint this list in your blog.

The premise of this exercise is that the National Endowment for the Arts apparently believes that the average American has only read 6 books from the list below.

1 Pride and Prejudice- Jane Austen

2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien

3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte

4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling

5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee

6 The Bible -

7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte

8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell

9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman (book one only)

10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens

11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott

12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy

13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller

14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (a few only)

15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier

16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien

17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks

18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger

19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger

20 Middlemarch - George Eliot

21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell

22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald

23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens

24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy

25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh

27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck

29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll

30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame

31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy

32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens

33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis

34 Emma - Jane Austen

35 Persuasion - Jane Austen

36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis

37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini

38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres

39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne

41 Animal Farm - George Orwell

42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown

43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

44 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving

45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins

46 Anne of Green Gables- LM Montgomery

47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy

48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood

49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding

50 Atonement - Ian McEwan

51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel

52 Dune - Frank Herbert (Loved it when I was a teenager. Re-read it recently and found it tedious.)

53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons

54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen

55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth

56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens

58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon

60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck

62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt

64 The Lovely Bones

65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas

66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac

67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy

68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding

69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie

70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville

71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens

72 Dracula - Bram Stoker

73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett

74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson

75 Ulysses - James Joyce

76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath

77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome

78 Germinal - Emile Zola

79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray

80 Possession - AS Byatt

81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens

82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell

83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker

84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro

85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert

86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry

87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White

88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom

89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

90 The Faraway Tree Collection

91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad

92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks

94 Watership Down- Richard Adams

95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole

96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute

97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas

98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare

99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl

100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo


I've read considerably more than six, thanks in large part to my high school English teachers. I'm a little disappointed that I haven't read more than half of the list, boo for me.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Dr. Horrible = Totally Freaking Awesome!

I just finished watching Act One of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and I heartily recommend you do the same. And before July 20th, because apparently they will be taken down. It's Joss Whedon through and through.

I'm at a loss to describe it, except to say that Neil Patrick Harris rules!

Hellboy 2

So, I really enjoyed Hellboy 2. I recommend that all those who haven't seen it yet, go see it. It was pretty predictable, but then I don't go to Ron Perlman movies to think. I go see them to be entertained, and entertained I was. I especially loved all of the fantastical beings that they threw in there. I kept thinking back to my childhood days and The Neverending Story or The Labyrinth. The difference however, is that the special effects are much better. Guillermo del Toro is far better at rendering the fantastical believable.

GO SEE IT!!! Or wait for it to come out on DVD...whichever :). It'll still be loads of fun.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Self-Congratulatory Post

I roasted my first chicken and it was awesome! The technique called for a full day of dry brining, and then roasting that puppy at 475-500 degrees for an hour. I didn't have to add any fat and the skin was nice and crispy. I also threw some Chinese Broccoli in the bottom of the roasting pan for the last ten minutes and when it came out it had been fried in chicken grease. It was delicious. I totally recommend it. I stole the recipe from one of my favorite food bloggers.

I'm serious OK, even the breasts were juicy (tee hee)!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Worst Remake Ever

I just watched the original 1988 "Hairspray" again last night, after about five years since my last viewing... and it struck me forcibly just how godawful the remake is. John Travolta might be a touch more attractive in drag, but he just doesn't even hold a candle to Divine, who I spent years trying to decide - "he or a really ugly she?" Every single one of the new characters, with the only possible exception of Michelle Pfeiffer, utterly lacks the sparkle and soul of the original cast, and the musical numbers really pretty much blow. What was the point in turning a movie about music into a musical, which loses most of the fantastic original soundtrack? Or taking a character like Edna Turnblad and turning her into a sniveling, chin-quivering, hyper-sensitive waste of flesh? Seeing the musical remake just made me appreciate the original version more.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

It's Official!!

Sooo....As of 04/25/2008, Nick and I are officially homeowners :). It's been hectic--still is for that matter--but we are both really happy to be living in our new home. We're also both incredibly tired and can't wait to be done unpacking and moving in so that we can start to enjoy our new house...

Just wanted to keep you all posted.

Love,Livvy

Monday, March 24, 2008

I've Got a Black Magic Shaman...

This is totally freaking awesome!
India TV, one of India’s major Hindi channels with national outreach, invited Sanal Edamaruku for a discussion on “Tantrik power versus Science”. Pandit Surinder Sharma, who claims to be the tantrik of top politicians and is well known from his TV shows, represented the other side. During the discussion, the tantrik showed a small human shape of wheat flour dough, laid a thread around it like a noose and tightened it. He claimed that he was able to kill any person he wanted within three minutes by using black magic. Sanal challenged him to try and kill him.

The tantrik tried. He chanted his mantras (magic words): “Om lingalingalinalinga, kilikili….” But his efforts did not show any impact on Sanal – not after three minutes, and not after five. The time was extended and extended again. The original discussion program should have ended here, but the “breaking news” of the ongoing great tantra challenge was overrunning all program schedules.
Read the whole thing. I giggled through all of it, and then thought back to when I was in high school and read tarot cards ... and blushed.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

How to Own Your Home YEARS sooner!

One of the local news stations here does this segment called "Saving You Money" periodically and shows different tips on, well, you guessed it...saving you money! Last summer, I saw a story about a valet parker here in Vegas who his paying off his 30 year mortgage in 9 years! It's called the mortgage elimination system explained in a book by Harj Gill called "How to Own Your Home Years Sooner Without Making Extra Interest Payments" (long-ass title!) The anchorman, Jim Snyder, raved that there were other people in the studio testing out the system, and they loved it. He then had the author, Harj, as a guest, to explain the system. The news spread like wildfire and tons of people wanted more info and inundated the station with calls and emails. Needless to say, banks, mortgage brokers, etc. were not at all pleased with what this guy was teaching people...how to pay off their homes! A "cease and desist" order was put on Harj to try and make him shutup! The news station wasn't even allowed to talk about the program anymore!

Fortunately, I was able to get the email address of Harj and put myself on one of his mailing lists. About a month later he did a free seminar and taught people how his system worked, and I have to say...it's incredible! I can't possibly do the system justice by explaining it via blogging, but I'll try...

Basically, it's like this. You know how they say if you make one extra house payment a year you knock off five, six, maybe seven years off the back end of your mortgage? This is similar in that you're making extra principal payments. What you do is get a home equity line of credit (must be revolving, NOT a loan). Then, you borrow from the HELOC (I picked $5000 injections, you choose your own) and inject that in the principal of your mortgage. Then, every payday, you deposit your paychecks directly into your HELOC to eat up the interest. When your bills are due, you write checks of off your HELOC. (I use ONE credit card **that earns points!** for all my purchases and bills and thus only have to write one check a month). The extra money that usually sits in your checking account and doesn't earn any interest is now sitting in your HELOC eating up the interest! Now imagine if there are TWO of you depositing your paychecks into that HELOC every payday...that HELOC gets wiped away FAST and then you start the process over again.

I know this is hard to grasp by blog, so I highly recommend buying the book. You can find it on Amazon.com for $17.39 plus s&h. Also, Harj has a website: www.speedequity.com Check it out! I've taught a couple of friends from work how to do the system and they all agree, it works! What's even more interesting is when I'm talking about it to friends at work, some passerby inevitably hears me and says, "Oh yeah...I'm doing that, too!"

I just want to mention that there are software programs out there promising to teach you how to do a similar program for $3500! A friend of mine actually bought it and thinks it was worth every penny. No way! You don't need it! The book will teach you everything! On the speedequity website you can purchase membership with access to a software program that's pretty nifty for $199...but read the book first! (I have a membership to the website only because when Harj gave his seminar he promised all KVBC viewers free membership for one year).

I've knocked 13 months off my mortgage already (my loan matures August 2018...as of now, July 2017). If I continue to follow the program, I'll have my condo paid off within 3 years! If I chose to not do the program anymore, I just pay off the HELOC and quit borrowing from it. It's that simple.

Buy the book! If ya'll have any questions, I'm here to help!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Book Report - Scratch Beginnings

So... the internet was abuzz for a few days because some white college grad decided to set off on his own with nothing more than a sleeping bag and 25 bucks in his pocket and 'pull himself up by his bootstraps'. The experiment was to see if, within a year, he could improve his situation to the point where he had: a furnished place to live, a car, and 2500 dollars in the bank. Before the year in his experiment was up, he had a duplex with a roommate, a working truck, and over 5000 dollars saved up. To some folks, Adam Shepard is an inspiration - proof that the American dream isn't dead, and that "Nickel and Dimed" got it wrong. To others... well, here were some of the major criticisms I read about the book (apparently by people who hadn't read it):

1. Ooooh, a college graduate can make it off the streets? That's a revelation how?
He didn't use his college degree when applying for jobs, and the job that he took wasn't one that required even a high school diploma - being a college grad isn't gonna help you as a furniture mover or a day laborer.

2. The experiment isn't valid because: he's white. Of course he had no problem finding a job.
See the jobs he took again - none of them are what one would call reserved for whites-only.

3. The experiment isn't valid because: he didn't have any medical problems. See how an injury throws a kink in his plans and then come back to me!
Actually, he was laid up for a week from work after he broke his toe. The cost of medical help and lost wages threw a major kink in his plans, and he repeatedly stressed how grateful he was that it was only a toe, and acknowledged that had it been something more serious, he would have really been up shit creek.

4. The experiment isn't valid because: he ended it early! He only did it for 10 months and then when he heard there was an illness in his family, he gave up and went home! Let's see how well he would have made it if he'd had to support his sick family member!
This one is definitely by people who hadn't read the book. Aside from the fact that he'd already exceeded his goals when he ended the experiment, in reality, his struggle was just beginning for real. His mother came down with really aggressive cancer, and had nothing but a small disability check to support her. He and his brother took an apartment and moved her in with them to help support her. Oh, and the job he was helping support her with? He got a job at another moving company. The experiment ended up being practice for what his real life threw at him.

It's a quick read, at less than 250 pages. Every once in a while, he slips into white liberal anthropologist mode where he starts talking about how "authentic" and how "real" the people on the streets are, as if anyone living in a middle-class neighborhood is somehow a cardboard cutout. Other than that one criticism, though, I found the book truly inspiring. It wasn't a screed about how lazy poor people are, and the only thing stopping them from not being poor is a willingness to work. It was an ode to hard work and delayed gratification. It emphasized that teaching these concepts is critical to getting people off the streets. He doesn't say that anyone can do it on their own, and doesn't try to say that he did either - he openly acknowledges the help he received from Crisis Ministries, advice from other residents at the homeless shelter where he started out, advice and inspiration from his coworkers who were making it at the moving company. I enjoyed it, if only because it inspired me to keep on track - keep saving, keep paying down debt and keep to my goals. If Shepard can achieve his goals, starting from just 25 bucks and a year to work at it, I can surely achieve my own with a good job, and good house, and a supportive family.

Friday, March 14, 2008

La maison de Livvy et Nick

Bonjour peeps! Me and Nick have been on the house hunt since mid-February, and it's been really annoying. Who knew buying a house was so time consuming? It seemed to me that when Awrissa and Pesto did it, it went by super smooth and quick. But not for me and Nick--or at least I don't think it was a breeze. We found one house and put an offer on it. It was a townhouse. Super nice :). But, it took the bank about a week to get back to us and tell us that he wasn't accepting any offers that weren't for the listing price. We were like "screw you bank." If you don't want to even consider our offer--the guy wouldn't even look at it--then we don't want to do business with you. So we started looking again. (It's funny, but they didn't get any other offers on the place. Ours was the only one. And they called us back about a week ago. We sent in a letter to withdrawal our offer. Hahahahah.)

We found another house, that was on a quarter acre. It was two stories, 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and was perfect for us :). We loved it. It was listed for 254,900. It was a foreclosure and it's assessed value (for tax purposes this year) was 344,900 or something. The year previous it was like 414,000 or something. So a really nice property, that we were already getting for pretty cheap, but that was a good investment too because the value will most likely go up since it was up in previous years. Anywho, we had the second best offer because someone else came in and offered well into the 300k's. We were like "what the hell? Who does that? The appeal of this place was because it was CHEAP, so why offer so much more for it?" Whatever. So we started looking again!!! I am super down at this point and beginning to think that we'll never find a house. Especially since Nick LOVED that one sooooo much and kept saying things like "in our price range, that's probably the best we can do." So mean of him seriously :).

So, the weekend before last we go out again. We're looking at everything--strictly single family homes though because Nick really wanted one, and they are better and more private--and not being picky. Within three houses, we find another one that we both really really really like. It's a rambler, so just one level, but it's pretty big for just 2 people; 1830 sq. ft. It's got 3 bedrooms (one of them used to be two bedrooms, but a previous owner took out the dividing wall, so now it's a huge bedroom with a sitting area), 3 full bathrooms, a GORGEOUS and completely updated kitchen--granite counters, brand new cabinets, tile flooring--a seperate laundry room, a small formal living room/dining room combo, a family room with a huge stone hearth and fire place/woodburning stove, that's also set up for surround sound, and a lovely stone patio. It's sitting on a quarter acre of land and has two storage sheds in the back yard, with a stone path lined with rose bushes leading out to one of the sheds. It also has a vegetable garden, but we don't know if we'll keep that. Anywho, it's all ours :). We got it.

We're paying 278,000 and the seller is paying all the closing costs. But, it's assessed at 356,000 for this year, and last year it was 404,00, and the 2 years before that it was 465,00 or something obscene like that. So, it's a really good investment property that we'll already have equity in after purchase, and it's also just a really nice house. We are both soooooo excited! We can't wait to move in :).

So, anyone who lives in a state other than VA should come visit and bring your puppies. There's a fence in the backyard :)!

Wish us luck. I probably got ahead of myself with this post, but all that's left is to settle, so hopefully nothing goes wrong between now and then!! Keep your fingers crossed for us :).

Toodles,
Livvy

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Movie Meme - jeannie

This was fun. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those jobs where I get to play on the computer all day so I may be a little slow in checking answers (not to mention the three hour time difference!) so bear with me :-)


1. "I don't belong here! I want to go home! I want my mother!"
"I had your mother, she wasn't that great!"

Shawshank Redemption guessed by Livvy

2. "Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now."
The Sweetest Thing guessed by Anna

3. "Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
The Wedding Singer guessed by Celeste

4. "What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"
The Lost Boys guessed by Anna

5. "Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring."
Pump up the Volume guessed by Celeste

6. "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye"
Silence of the Lambs guessed by Celeste

7. "All right so he got shot in the foot, what is it a big fuckin' deal?"
Goodfellas guessed by Anna

8. "Don't ever do that again! Carnivores, ugh!"
The Lion King guessed by Roy

9. "Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."
The Full Monty guessed by Anna

10. "You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are."
Girl Interrupted guessed by Lissa

11. Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night."
Garden State guessed by Livvy


12. "Oh, great. Now you're robbing him. You gonna rob me, too?"
" How do you think we fund this organization? We're not exactly the March of Dimes."

Blade guessed by Anna

13. "That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed."
Top Gun guessed by Livvy

14. "Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all."
Interview With a Vampire guessed by Celeste

15. "I had the perfect relationship which was ruined by marriage."
Just Married guessed by Celeste

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Well hell... I say it's Movie Game time!!

Only rule - no damn googling or using IMDB.

I'll start with someone easy: Adam Sandler

Movie meme

1. "As if." 
"Oh, really, Alicia?"
Scream guessed by Livvy

2. "Yeah, I'm crazy.  Ask my mom."
Wild Things guessed by Livvy

3. "Do you think maybe you wanna maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner, you know, catch up on old times?" 
"Didn't we just do that?"  
There's Something About Mary guessed by Anna

4. "Any questions?" 
"Just one. Why are these ceilings so low?"  
"Low overhead, my boy - we pass the savings on to you! But seriously, that'll all be covered in the orientation."
Being John Malkovich guessed by Celeste

5. "I'm very discreet... but I will haunt your dreams."
40 year old virgin guessed by Anna

6. "Okay Cool, man, the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you'll get your sorry." 
"What a coincidence, because that's TODAY."
Bruce Almighty guessed by Livvy

7. "Oh, maybe if I get really lucky, I'll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply and wear jack boots." 
"What's wrong with Air Supply?"  
"Nothing, if you're the cop from the Village People."
Rock Star guessed by Livvy

8. "Aren't you gonna take your skates off?" 
"I never take my skates off."
Boogie Nights guessed by Sonny

9. "Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?" 
"They scare me."  
"Yeah me too"  
"It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them."
Benny and Joon guessed by Anna and Sonny

10. "Did she tell you we had sex? So vigorous!"
Lake Placid guessed by Livvy

11. "What's your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me?" 
"What do you say I smack you around for a while?"  
"Can't we do both?"
A League of their Own guessed by Celeste

12.  "If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!"
Beetlejuice guessed by Anna

13. "Mom, what'd you mean when you said Dorian was your favorite?" 
"Oh, Angus, I love you both."  
[Holds thumb and forefinger an inch apart]
"It's a difference of *this* much."
Homefries guessed by Anna (sorry Celeste!)

14. "I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
Starship Troopers guessed by Celeste

15. "Life is full of interruptions and complications."
Love Actually guessed by Anna

Bonus points if you give the trail of movie - actor - movie etc that links all these fun quotes together.

Movie Meme - Livvy (Round 2)

Hopefully this one will be harder. But, who knows? I'm off to class though, so I won't be able to tell you if you're right until later tonight. Have fun :)!!

1. "Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife."
Ace Venture: Pet Detective, guessed by Anna.

2. "Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room."
Something to Talk About, guessed by Celeste and Anna :).

3. "I figure the bed's one of those vibratin' numbers, so that explains all the quarters. Nobody could possibly fancy pretzel twists that much so I reckon you won some kinda weird contest. As for the condoms, well, either you got a yen for cheerleadin' squads or we had the night of all nights, whatever, there's an explanation. As for the blue chicken, I need a little help with that one."
Flesh and Bone, guessed by Anna

4. "You mean she bit you?"
"No, her dog!"
"Oh, she bit her dog, eh?"
The Wizard of Oz, guessed by Celeste.

5. "How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death..."
"Mom."
"...and destruction... "
"Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay?"
Terminator 2, guessed by Anna.

6. "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
When Harry met Sally, guessed by Anna.

7. "Hey, what kind of belt do you have?"
"Canvas. JC Penney, 3.98; You like?"
Karate Kid, guessed by Anna.

8. "Don't eat that!"
"Why?"
"Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?"
[looks down]
"Oh, my God! I'm too late!"
Real Genius, guessed by Anna.

9. "[being chased by terrorists] Let's see if you bastards can do 90."
Back to the Future, guessed by Celeste.

10. "Alright, I'll make out with you. But no fucking 'cause I'm straight."
Freeway, guessed by Anna.

11. "Why are you dressed so scary?"
"It's Halloween."
Mean Girls, guessed by Celeste.

12. "What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.
Devil's Advocate, guessed by Anna.

13. "You're getting a lion?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"To protect my shit."
"Never heard of a dog?"
"Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion."
"Yeah, that's true."
Grandma's Boy, guessed by Celeste.

14. "Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."
Dirty Dancing, guessed by Celeste.

15. "God... I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the... in the airport... and barber shop..."
"That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash... drug store... I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep...”A,B,C,D,E,F,G... BOOM! BOOM!""
"But your mom..."
"My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake but they fried her too."
Cry Baby, guessed by Pesto (that's for calling me a copy cat...I can't help it if it takes a long time to compile a list and you posted yours before me...thpppt)!

Movie Meme - Celeste rides again!

1. "I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!"
Van Wilder - guessed by Anna

2. "There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman'."
Zoolander - guessed by Anna

3. "We're clearly soldiers in petticoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
Mary Poppins - guessed by Anna

4. "So happy I could shit."
"Chip, you know how I hate the brown word."

Serial Mom - guessed by Anna

5. "Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
Grandma's Boy - guessed by Livvy

6. "And stop saying 'okay' all the time. Okay?"
"Okay."
"Good."

The Professional - guessed by Anna... although I think Livvy is right and the same dialog is in Blast From the Past

7. "Nice job, you fucked up date night."

8. "Juvenile delinquents are everywhere. Right here in this community. Boys with long hair and tattoos who spit on the sidewalk. Girls who wear tight slacks. Hysterectomy pants, I call them."
Cry-Baby - guessed by Anna

9. "This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?"
Freeway - guessed by Anna

10. "Now this top line translates into, 'Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers,' and the bottom line, 'Cleopatra does the nasty.'"
"Say what?"
"Well pretty much, that's the best I can translate it."

Bubba Ho-Tep - guessed by Anna

11. "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"

12. "Do your children enjoy jazz music? For I am here to tell you that Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie, Duke Ellington, and the whole weed-blowing ginger-colored lot are merely masquerading as musicians and are, in fact, agents of evil. Reefer slows down the smoker's sense of time, allowing him to squeeze in unnecessary grace notes, giving this voodoo music the power to hypnotize white women into indulging in acts of unspeakable degradation."
Reefer Madness - guessed by Anna

13. "Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man."
"And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to..."

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - guessed by Livvy

14. "...you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!"
Bring It On - guessed by Lissa

15. "What were you just doing?"
"What? Nothing!"
"Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune!"
"You're crazy, I'd never do that."
"You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes!"

Dead Man On Campus - guessed by Lissa

Movie Meme - Livvy

I tried to make mine easy :):

1. "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."
Clueless guessed by Celeste

2. "Did you know there are 452 official kinds of cheese in this country, isn't that amazing? To find 452 ways to classify what is essentially a bacterial process? Don't you think that's amazing?"
"You would prefer one kind of cheese? One cheeseburger to put it on? One restaurant to eat it in?"
"I'm saying I *like* the cheese. God."
French Kiss guessed by Celeste.

3. "He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's."
Breakfast at Tiffany's guessed by Celeste.

4. "Welcome to prime time, bitch."
Nightmare on Elm Street 3 guessed by Celeste.

5. "Are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
The Fifth Element guessed by Anna.

6. "One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat."
Secretary guessed by Anna.

7. "God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?"
Cruel Intentions guessed by Celeste.

8. "I saw a boat. "
"You did?"
"Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me."
[few seconds later]
"Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?"
"What? You said you saw a boat."
Finding Nemo guessed by Anna.

9. "First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
True Lies guessed by Celeste.

10. "Didn't I tell you, you're the only one who can see me like this."
Mannequin guessed by Lissa.

11. "So what is it today? More spelunking?"
"No. Today it's BASE-jumping."
"BASE-jumping. Is that like parachuting?"
"Kind of. Do you have any light-weight fabrics?"
"You know... I think I got just the thing."
Batman Begins guessed by Celeste.

12. "I'm fireproof, you're not."
Hellboy guessed by Celeste.

13. "You threw a knife at my head!"
"Yes, and you caught it. Only the chosen one could have caught it."
"But... you *threw* a *knife*... at my *head.*"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer guessed by Celeste.

14. "What's with the Halloween costume?"
"This is NOT a costume. These are my clothes!"
Supergirl guessed by Celeste.

15. "Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home."
Freddy vs. Jason guessed by Celeste.

Movie Meme - Celeste

Some of these should be gimmes....

1. "We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids!"
Club Dread - guessed by Lissa

2. "I like to grease the highboard better than anyone and if it was just four or five guys, I'd have no problem with that, but when I come home and find her doing the two-backed beast with the entire church council, well by God, that's going too far - especially since half the council is women! That's when I take a stand. That's when I'm counted as a man! That's when I throw my balls up over my shoulder and charge into the fire!"
Ed and His Dead Mother - guessed finally by Anna

3. "The Living Dead and the dying living are all the same. Cut from the same cloth. But disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas you're in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone while they're still alive."
Cemetary Man - guessed by Lissa

4. "As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now."
"Was that on a beer mat?"
"Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold."
"I won't say anything."
"Thanks."

Shaun of the Dead - guessed by Anna

5. "Wait - would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?"
Revenge of the Nerds - guessed by Livvy

6. "Houses don't have memories."
Amityville Horror - guessed by Livvy

7. "Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"
Dead Alive - guessed by Anna

8. "Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"
Young Frankenstein - guessed by Anna

9. "What do we do with this guy?"
"I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried."

Jason X - guessed by Anna

10. "Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we black?"
"Yes, we are."
"Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

Blazing Saddles - guessed by Anna

11. "Where am I?"
"Back from the dead. I've saved you."
"My God! How?"
"By magic, of course. With a kiss, because I like you."

Flash Gordon - only guessed by Russ, despite the number of hints I gave

12. "You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you don't just quit."
"Because I want to fit in."

American Psycho - guessed by Livy

13. "...I'm not a very good shot...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets."
Hellboy - guessed by Anna

14. "Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated."
Eurotrip - guessed by Livvy

15. "Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there."
"Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich."

Dawn of the Dead - guessed by Anna

Monday, February 25, 2008

Movie Meme

Rules:
+ Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
+ Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
+ Post them here for everyone to guess.
+ Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
+ NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. "People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep."
Heathers guessed by Alicia

2. "I said I'd die for you!"
"No. You said you'd die with me. Cause you had nothing better to do."
Ginger Snaps guessed by Celeste

3. "Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an asshole!"
Maximum Overdrive guessed by Celeste

4. "You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cos I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass."
Tommy Boy guessed by Alicia

5. "What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?"
"That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud?"
Never Been Kissed guessed by Alicia

6. "Move it, garbage boy! You are COOKING? HOW DARE YOU COOK in my kitchen! Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I'll do it! I think the law is on my side! Larousse, draw and quarter this man - after you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head!"
Ratatouille guessed by Olivia

7. "I rescued your hat."
"Well... that's the important thing."
Jurassic Park 3 guessed by Olivia (close enough)

8. "Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. Let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly-clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them!"
"Wrong!"
Aliens guessed by Celeste

9. "She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!"
Ghostbusters guessed by Sonny

10. "Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, NAKED?"
Practical Magic guessed FINALLY by Celeste

11. "Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
The Goonies guessed by Alicia

12. "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires."
The Lost Boys guessed by Sonny

13. "Oh, God. I look 20 years old!"
A Nightmare On Elm Street guessed by Olivia

14. "Are you trying to kill me?"
"No, sweetheart. I'm making you not care. Okay?"
28 Days Later guessed by Celeste

15. "At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts."
Amelie guessed by Olivia